In which Lanny reveals her tenuous (at best) grasp of the behavioral patterns of the universe.0
Damn you, Newton! You won't keep us down. I'll get the last laugh, mark my words. So maybe I never studied physics, but it's safe to say that Murphy's law continues to be the prevailing governance for this renovation.
So, without giving away too much information* or naming-names, I can say that there have been more than a few inclusions of phrases like butler's pantry in a certain someone's** Google search history.
* So, we haven't actually made any "plans" to "execute" the aforementioned "epiphany". Or, "anything at all" for that matter.